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Wednesday, 16 October 2013

CHEMISTRY OF A BOOKWORM




DEFINITION - A book worm is one who devotes his life to the study of the books and goes through pages of books with a velocity equivalent to that of light.

OCCURRENCE - Found every where . Most often they spend their time in cool and shady corners of lawn, in the libraries and in lonely spots of building of school, colleges and universities. In a combined form, they are found sitting in the front row benches of class-rooms, staring at the teachers through their old fashioned, thick lensed spectacles or taking down notes as quickly as press reporters.

METHODS OF PREPARATION - They are prepared by supplying large no. of books to a person of normal intelligence under normal temperature pressure (NTP)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 

1) - They are shy.
2) - They posses a lean body and a hungry loon.
3) - They are invisible on play grounds.
4) - They are colour less and have sour pungent smell of knowledge.
5) - They are lighter than thin book of a thousand pages and are somewhat heavier than air.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1) Action of books - The action of books on them is very brisk and rapid i.e they are great affinity for books.
2) Action of tea - A complex compound is formed by combining them --
BOOKWORM + TEA = HAPPINESS + STUDIES.
3) Action of exam - Exams are helpful to them as they learn and look hungry.

eg :  Equation in some cases 

BOOKWORM + EXAMS = success + gold medal
But in most cases
BOOKWORM + EXAMS = Illness + Injections

CRICKET IN EXAMINATION HALL

EXAMINATION HALL                       = CRICKET FIELD

EXAMINEE                                           = BATSMAN
EXAMINER                                           = UMPIRE
INVIGILATOR                                      = LEG UMPIRE
MARK SHEET                                      = SCOREBOARD
HARD QUESTION                               = PACE BALL
GOOD ANSWER                                  = SQUARE DRIVE TO                                                                                                                                         BOUNDRY
PEN                                                         = BAT
QUESTION PAPER                               = BALL
FIRST POSITION                                 = MAN OF THE MATCH
FIRST DIVISION                                  = ALL ROUND                                                                                                                                           DISPLAY
COMPARTMENT                                 = FOLLOW ON
FAIL IN COMPARTMENT                  = INNINGS DEFEAT
FAILURE                                                = LOST THE MATCH
DISTINCTION                                       = CENTURY
CAUGHT WHILE CHEATING            = RUN OUT
PAPER CANCELLED                           = STUMPED OUT
SITTING IDLE                                      = PLAYING DEFENSIVELY
WARNING BY EXAMINER                = WARNING BY UMPIRE
ALL QUES. ATTEMPTED                    = SIXER
LINIENT EXAMINER                          = NO BALL
Q. OUT OF COURSE                             = WIDE BALL
DIST. IN ALL SUBJECTS                    = HATTRICK
SLAPPED BY EXAMINER                  = BOUNCER
ATTEMPTED NO QUES.                     = OUT FOR DUCK




Tuesday, 15 October 2013

EXAM FEVER



EXAMS I HATE WITH ALL MY HEART
I THINK THEY SHOULD BE KEPT APART
WHEN MY BROTHER READS A BOOK OF MYSTERY
I HAVE TO LEARN A LESSON OF HISTORY
WHEN DAD AND MOM PLAN FOR A THEATRE
I CURSE THE EXAMINATION CREATOR
HISTORY MAKES MY TEMPER RISE
WHO CARES WHETHER AKBAR WAS WISE
MOM SAYS TO STUDY MORE AND MORE
BUT I THINK STUDYING IS A BIG BORE.


DRUG ADDICTION


Drug abuse, the way to slow death or self torture, it is the most dreadful problem of today's world. The tendency of intoxication increasing among the country's youth. The viscious  circle of drug addiction is spreading all around the world.


Drug abuse has become a fashion as a trend. But once you dare venture near the venomous drugs, you are a victim and eventually an addict even before one knows. Youth first takes drugs for the fun of it and then fails a pathetic victims to the overpowering , irresistible habit. Ignorance and negligence on the part of parents towards their children, play a vital role in misleading the children. They consider as being devoid of charm, desire. This leads to frustration and mental and psychological disturbance.


The mental growth stops and the ability to distinguish between right and wrong is lost. In such a state youth falls helpless victims to the drug habit as a result of persuasion by fellow addicts. The people are under a general illusion that drugs would help them to forget their grievances but it only adds to their problems. Drugs are also taken to increase their learning power while sports personalities takes drugs too increase, muscular strength and stamina which again is like leaping into a pit which has no ways.


The victim becomes an addict when the drug assumes command at the body and should, this is a carving need for the thing when it is not available and a deep agony prevails. The addict has to face their consequence in-spite of tyranny of drugs, people easily fall trey to the killer intoxicants and a tryst is made with doom. In justly source result are realised and much later when little can be done to help. A drug addict is like a parasite contaminating the society. Due to drugs person loose vigour  duty fullness  cheerfulness and courage.He becomes ignorant of the world around him. He is a blot to the society.   

Positive and stronger measures are needed to fight the increasing epidemic of intoxication. There should be strict supervision of the youth by parents and guardians, to prevent them from falling prey to bad company. Measure should be taken to check the sources of supply to various contraband's like - L.S.D, marijuana, cocaine etc. The gout's anti drug policy should be flawless. Government should be harsh toward drugs trafficking gangs and opium smugglers. Various de-addictions centers should be opened where addicts should be kept under medical care and the atmosphere should be hospitable and warm. 

Society should not refrain from being associated with curl addicts which may result in their taking to drugs again as a last resort.

People should learn to disdain this habit due to its devastating nature. So we must remember---

'DRUGS' - DON'T EVEN TRY THEM , REPLACE THEM, FIRST TIME, EVERY TIME.                    

THREE THINGS

       THREE THINGS TO LOVE,
     HONESTY,PURITY AND LOVE.



        THREE THINGS TO AVOID,
               DRINKING, SMOKING AND GAMBLING.   



                                     
      THREE THINGS TO RESPECT                    
     OLD AGE, RELIGION AND LAW.





                                                    THREE THINGS TO ADMIRE,
                                                BEAUTY, MUSIC AND INTELLECT.



THREE THINGS TO GOVERN,
TEMPER, TONGUE AND ACTION.

                                 
                                                 

THREE THINGS TO WATCH,
BEHAVIOR, WORD AND CHARACTER.
















LOVE TOWARDS MUSIC



Yes, you sooth me when all fail,
You bring tears to my eyes
When i wish to cry
You fill me with joy,
When I seek happiness
You are the friend
I wish for
But still there is confusion
From which I fail I extricate myself
It is there all around

I plung deeper into it everyday
You cannot hear my questions
And I cannot hear your answer


Is our friendship just an illusion
Yes is the answer I fear

For it shall put me where I was
The same silence shall howl again.













Thanks 
Maninder Singh Dhall


FUN AND GAMA




Q1 - What time is just is it when a clock strikes 13?

A1- It is to get the clock repaired.

Q2 - Which table has no legs? 

A2 - time 'table'.

Q2 - What does a lonely banana say?

A2 - I am a 'kela'

Q3 - Which owl is most useful?

A3 - B'owl'.

Q4 - Which is the biggest pan in the world?

A4 - Ja'pan'.

Q5 - Which jam can not be put on bread?

A5 - Traffic 'jam'.

Q6 - Which ant is the largest in the world?

A6 - Eleph'ant'.

Monday, 14 October 2013

GODS WAY





I ASKED THE LORD
FOR A BUNCH OF FRESH FLOWERS
BUT INSTEAD HE GAVE ME
AN UGLY CACTUS 
WITH MANY THORNS
I ASKED THE LORD FOR SOME BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
BUT INSTEAD HE GAVE ME MANY UGLY
FLOWERS AND DREADFUL WORMS
I WAS THREATENED
I WAS DISAPPOINTED
I MOURNED
BUT AFTER MANY DAYS SUDDENLY!
I SAW CACTUS BLOOM
WITH MANY BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
AND THE WORMS BECOME BEAUTIFUL
BUTTERFLIES
FLYING IN THE SPRING WIND
GODS WAY IS THE BEST WAY!

APPLE I PAD 4

Apple i Pad 4       

POWER AND PERFORMANCE

With a new A6X chip that Apple reckons is two times faster than the A6 chip in the iPad 3 with two times the graphical capabilities, the iPad 4 should fly. And boy, does it. With just under 1GB of RAM under the hood, too, everything gets a speed bump. Opening up apps (though it's a matter of milliseconds), launching the camera, loading webpages . None of this is surprising considering Geekbench 2 notes the processing performance as 1768 - by comparison the iPad 3 scored just 760.6. Yes, that is a massive gap as it sounds.

When flicking through magazine apps on the iPad 3, there's noticeable lag when scrolling through pages, but on the iPad 4 it's fluid as ever.


CAMERA

The iPad 4 rear camera is the same 5MP snapper we saw on the iPad 3 but images are mightly impressive and  video resolution is 1080p HD video which is better than that of most packet. Face time video calling over Wi-Fi or a mobile network , 
face detection, backside illumination, hybrid IR filter, f/ 2.4 aperture, tap to focus video and still images, video satbilisation, photo and video geotagging.





EXTERNAL BUTTONS AND CONNECTORS



         

   POWER AND BATTERY


  • Built in 42.5-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery
  • Up to 10 hours of surfing the web on Wi-Fi , watching video or listening to music 
  • Charging via power adapter or USB to computer system .



SENSORS




  • Three-axis gyro     
  • Accelerometer                                                        
  • Ambient light sensor 


LOCATION

Wi-Fi
Digital compass
Assisted GPS and GLONASS
Mobile data


AUDIO PLAYBACK

Frequency response; Hz to 20,000 Hz
Audio formats supported - AAC ( 8 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC(from i Tunes Store), HE-AAC, MP3 (8 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible Enhanced Audio, AAX and AAX+), Apple Lossless, AIFF and WAV

 TV and VIDEO

AirPlay mirroring nad video out to Apple TV (2nd and 3rd generation)

Video mirroring and video out support - up to 1080p through Lightning Digital AV Adapter and Lightning to VGA Adapter(sold separately)

Video formats supported H.264 video up to 1080p, 30fps, .mp4, .m4v and .mov etc



MAIL ATTACHMENT SUPPORT

Viewable document types - .jpg, .tiff, .gif (images), .doc, .docx (Microsoft Word) .htm and .html ( web pages) .key(Keynote) numbers ( Numbers) pages (Pages) .pdf (Adobe Acrobat)  .ppt and pptx (Microsoft Power Point) .rtf (rich text format) .vcf (contact information) .xls and .xlsx (Microsoft Excel)

STORY OF A KIND HEART



Once upon a Christmas holiday there was a poor family. There was a mother and father and two little ones. The family was so poor that they had no place to live except in an old car out in the back streets. People that knew of them didn't understand their situation because they didn't try to understand. The town people would call them names and point fingers at them.

One day the two little ones went up to their mother and father and asked, "Why do we live in a car and not in a house? Why aren't we in school?" They had teas rolling down their cheeks.

Both parents sat them down, "Dear children, we do not have these things because we won't have jobs. We have tried to hang on to our jobs. It seems the people we always help are too worried. They worry about the way people look and not the work itself. e have little money to buy new clothes. We've tried to ask people for help but we can't get it. That's why we aren't able to have things that others have." The children understood and didn't ever ask again.

Their parents sent them to the car to go to bed. It was the next day and it was the mother's turn to go out and see if anyone would hire her. There was no luck at all. So the mother and father sat down and  talked about what they could try to do about the problems and make their children's dream come true.
That day a rich man, by the name of Joe, came into town. Joe had so much money in his pockets that he didn't know what to do with it all. Joe was the kind of person that couldn't have children. He wished that one day he could have children. He thought about adopting children some day. He wasn't quite sure what to do. Joe' had a heart of gold. He never thought about himself; he was always thinking of others and what they need.
As he was driving alone this night he noticed a family of four. They were picking through the garbage for food; to keep warm they stood by a flaming garbage bin. He noticed that they were wearing rags. Their faces were dirty and their hair was messed really badly. Joe walked by and thought some more about what he should do.

The next day the mother and father went out to look for work. It was coming close to Christmas Eve and they wanted to try to find work once before everything had closed. Door to door they went. Every where they went they were booted out, rejected, and doors slammed in their faces.
  
Joe was to witness this and he felt really badly. He couldn't believe how selfish the people who lived in town were. Joe wanted to do something about it. He thought for a while, then he realized this family had something that he wanted and that was a family. Joe had something that they wanted. This was a home.

So Joe decided he would approach them. "I have been watching you since I came into town. I have seen you and your wife trying to make a living but when you have been able to find work, you can't make a living that way. I've been thinking for couple of days . I have something you want. This is a home. You have something that I want. This is a family.

I want to invite you into my home for Christmas. After Christmas if you want to be a part of family or should I say I could be a part of your family, we can discuss it" The family said, "Yes!" After Christmas they all agreed that they should become a family. The children began school. The parents got a job and they lived happy ever after.


                                                                                                                                     Thanks
                                                                                                                     Maninder Singh Dhall