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Wednesday 16 October 2013

CHEMISTRY OF A BOOKWORM




DEFINITION - A book worm is one who devotes his life to the study of the books and goes through pages of books with a velocity equivalent to that of light.

OCCURRENCE - Found every where . Most often they spend their time in cool and shady corners of lawn, in the libraries and in lonely spots of building of school, colleges and universities. In a combined form, they are found sitting in the front row benches of class-rooms, staring at the teachers through their old fashioned, thick lensed spectacles or taking down notes as quickly as press reporters.

METHODS OF PREPARATION - They are prepared by supplying large no. of books to a person of normal intelligence under normal temperature pressure (NTP)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 

1) - They are shy.
2) - They posses a lean body and a hungry loon.
3) - They are invisible on play grounds.
4) - They are colour less and have sour pungent smell of knowledge.
5) - They are lighter than thin book of a thousand pages and are somewhat heavier than air.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1) Action of books - The action of books on them is very brisk and rapid i.e they are great affinity for books.
2) Action of tea - A complex compound is formed by combining them --
BOOKWORM + TEA = HAPPINESS + STUDIES.
3) Action of exam - Exams are helpful to them as they learn and look hungry.

eg :  Equation in some cases 

BOOKWORM + EXAMS = success + gold medal
But in most cases
BOOKWORM + EXAMS = Illness + Injections

CRICKET IN EXAMINATION HALL

EXAMINATION HALL                       = CRICKET FIELD

EXAMINEE                                           = BATSMAN
EXAMINER                                           = UMPIRE
INVIGILATOR                                      = LEG UMPIRE
MARK SHEET                                      = SCOREBOARD
HARD QUESTION                               = PACE BALL
GOOD ANSWER                                  = SQUARE DRIVE TO                                                                                                                                         BOUNDRY
PEN                                                         = BAT
QUESTION PAPER                               = BALL
FIRST POSITION                                 = MAN OF THE MATCH
FIRST DIVISION                                  = ALL ROUND                                                                                                                                           DISPLAY
COMPARTMENT                                 = FOLLOW ON
FAIL IN COMPARTMENT                  = INNINGS DEFEAT
FAILURE                                                = LOST THE MATCH
DISTINCTION                                       = CENTURY
CAUGHT WHILE CHEATING            = RUN OUT
PAPER CANCELLED                           = STUMPED OUT
SITTING IDLE                                      = PLAYING DEFENSIVELY
WARNING BY EXAMINER                = WARNING BY UMPIRE
ALL QUES. ATTEMPTED                    = SIXER
LINIENT EXAMINER                          = NO BALL
Q. OUT OF COURSE                             = WIDE BALL
DIST. IN ALL SUBJECTS                    = HATTRICK
SLAPPED BY EXAMINER                  = BOUNCER
ATTEMPTED NO QUES.                     = OUT FOR DUCK