GEOMETRICAL LETTER

Dear miss (triangle)

                    Yesterday I received a circular card from your son, parallelogram. How is aunt trapezium. You will be glad to know that my younger brother cylinder is getting married to Miss Quadrilateral : so you are cordially invited for the dinner on 9+2-5+5=11 of December 10+9=19, 1900-100+213=2013.

I hope you will come and bring along with you Parallelogram, Rhombus and Aunt. Trapezium and her children point, line and diameter. We have invited Hexagonal band. You must have heard of it Mr. Pentagon is our special guest. Don't forget to come. 

                                                     

YOURS LOVING

                                             RADIUS AND RECTANGLE

                                                             

                                                 

         

WORLD BIGGEST PROBLEM TERRORISM

A NIGHT, SILENT, COOL AND CALM. FULL OF BEAUTY , PEACE AND CHARM....
SUDDENLY SHATTERED BY BULLETS. 
A CRY FULL OF AGONY, A FEEL FULL OF PAIN , AN APPEAL FOR HELP.....
BUT, ALL IN VAIN!
A BULLET SHOT WITHOUT A CARE.
 A JET OF BLOOD SPROUT INTO THE AIR....
TWO DEAD, TWO INJURED.
A FATHER, A MOTHER, A BROTHER AND A SISTER. 
NOBODY DID BOTHER, NOT A SOUL DID CARE.
WHO KILLED THEM?
WHY, WHEN AND WHERE?
ARE ALL EFFORTS OF ARMY FAILING?
AND 1000 OTHERS ARE BEING KILLED WITH FEAR AND TERROR!
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT "PROGRESSIVE COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD".
BUT IS THIS PROGRESSIVE OR DEPRESSIVE ?
OUR COUNTRY IS DYING,
WE HAVE TO SAVE IT.
A PATH INTO THE FUTURE, WE HAVE TO PAVE IT.
WE MUST JOIN HANDS AND UNITE.
FOR WE CANT DO A THING.
IF WE FIGHT FOR THEM,
NO ONE, CAN SAVE OUR LAND.
FOR IT'S SAD FATE.
SO UNDERSTAND AND INCULCATE PEACE.
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.....

KISS

                                         

                                                                             
                                                                          KISS

  ACCORDING TO THE SUBJECT

ARITHMETIC - Two divided by nothing.

GEOMETRY - Shortest distance between two straight lines.

PHYSICS - Contraction of mouth due to expansion of hearts.

CHEMISTRY - The reaction of interaction between two hearts.

ACCOUNTS - It is a debit because it is profitable when returned.

ECONOMICS - It is that thing in which demand is higher than supply.

STATISTICS - It is an event whose probability depends on vital statistics 36-24-36.

PHILOSOPHY - Kiss is a perpetuation for the ecstasy for  youth and homage for old.

THE SHOPKEEPER AND HIS FAMILY

Once there was a shopkeeper named Mr. Sam. He lived in Australia and had a small corner store for 40 years. He worked very hard, 15 hours every day and he never took a holiday. One day, his daughter arrived at the store and found Mr. Sam lying on the floor. He had a heart attack! She called 911 and he was rushed to the nearby hospital.

He survived and was very weak, resting in hospital. A day later he awoke and slowly looked around  his hospital room. He asked in a weak voice, "Are you there, my dear wife?" "Yes," she replied"I am here my dearest."

Mr. Sam asked, " Are you here, my oldest son?" " Yes, I am here." replied his oldest son.

"Are you here, my daughter?" Mr. Sam asked in faint voice. "Yes, father, I am here." the daughter replied with a tear in her eye. 

"Are you here, my youngest son?" asked Mr. Sam. " Yes , papa. I am here by your side." said the baby of the family.

Suddenly Mr. Sam eyes grew big and threw off the bed covers and jumped up, screaming,

                              "SO THEN, WHO IS WATCHING THE STORE!"