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Sunday, 6 October 2013

BENEFITS OF DRINKING WARM WATER IN THE MORNING



1) Aids Digestion : Lemon juice flushes out unwanted materials and toxins from the body. It's atomic composition is similar to saliva and the hydrochloric acid of digestive juices. It encourages the liver to produce bile which is an acid that is required for digestion. Lemons are also high in minerals and vitamins and help loosen ama, or toxins, in digestive tract. The digestive qualities of lemon juice help to relieve symptoms of indigestion, such as heartburn, belching and bloating. The American Cancer Society actually recommends offering warm lemon water to cancer sufferers to help stimulate bowel movements.

2) Cleanses Your System / is a Diuretic : Lemon juice helps flush out unwanted materials in part because lemons increase the rate of urination in the body. Therefore toxins are released at a faster rate which helps keep your urinary tract healthy. The citric acid in lemons helps maximize enzyme function, which stimulates the liver and aids in detoxification.

3) Boosts Your Immune System : Lemons are high in vitamin C, which is great for fighting colds. They're high in potassium, which stimulates brain and nerve function. Potassium also helps control blood pressure. Ascorbic acid (vitamin C) found in lemons demonstrates anti-inflammatory effects, and is used as complementary support for asthma and other respiratory symptoms plus it enhances iron absorption in the body; iron plays an important role in immune function. Lemons also contain saponins, which show antimicrobial properties that may help keep cold and flu at bay. Lemons also reduce the amount of phlegm produced by the body.   

A NOTE FROM A MOTHER

    


       
                      

         I gave birth to you but you came with no instructions. All I knew was that I loved you long                              before I saw you. I know I made some mistakes and for that I am sorry, but I was doing the best I  could with what I knew, everything I did for you, I did from love. You are my child, my life, my dreams for   tomorrow. I will always LOVE you and there is nothing that could ever destroy my love for you.  

SCHOOL TERMINOLOGY

                                                                 
BOOKS 

Sheets of paper bound together with printed matter inside but utilized more to hide comics.



                                            


  BUNKING                                                                                                       
 A vanishing act done by the humblings to attain freedom from tyranny   of teacher.

                                                          



CLASS - ROOM

A place overcrowded by students result more outside than inside.

                                                              




 EDUCATION

Innumerable books to be chewed eaten and swallowed and digested force ably for specific period of time.

                                                                       







 EXAMS

Sometimes attempted, sometimes done, but never 
 wanted.



                            
   

  FAILING

  A word very often used at the end of term for students who have   
   better things to do than to study. 

                                                                  




 GRAMMER

 One fool makes the rule and every fool minds it.

                                                                   





HOMEWORK

Assignment given to the children for whole year to show on parents day, to parents who have done it.

FIFTEEN BENEFITS OF TOOTHPASTE

BEAUTY USES

Toothpaste contains many useful ingredients that can be soothing and healing to the skin. For this reason, you'll be able to use toothpaste to help you with the following issues:

1) Pimples - Reduce redness and the size of your pimples with a dab of toothpaste. Let it sit overnight, then rinse away in the morning for a noticeable difference.

2) Brittle fingernails - Since our nails are made of same enamel as teeth, toothpaste can do a lot to help them. Simply give your nails a good scrub with some toothpaste for cleaner, shinier, stronger nails. You'll also get that dirt out from underneath them in no time!

3) Fly-away hair - A gel toothpaste is largely made with the same ingredients as basic hair gels, so you'll be able to substitute easily here. Just use a little dab and apply like a hair gel when needed.

FIRST AID USES

Beyond beauty care, you'll also find helpful ways to use toothpaste in that first aid kit. Keep a small tube tucked inside your kit for these emergencies:

4) Bites, sores, and blisters - Apply toothpaste to areas of skin irritation to reduce itching, swelling, and irritation. Toothpaste will dry them up quickly and help them heal faster.

5) Burns - For minor burns with no open sores, a quick toothpaste application can give you instant relief. The cooling properties get work right away, relieving that painful sting. In long-term, toothpaste will keep the burn from becoming painful, oozing blister.

6) Bruises - For large bruises that take forever to fade, use a little toothpaste and a wide-tooth comb. Apply the toothpaste and gently comb bruise in one direction to break up the blood clotting beneath the skin. Toothpaste helps with circulation and fights off the inflammation.

FASHION USES

Our clothing and accessories can also benefit from many of the ingredients found in the average tube of toothpaste. Give these a try:

7)  Jewelry cleaner - Before you pay for someone else to clean it, rub toothpaste onto your silver jewelry an leave it overnight, then wipe it clean with a soft cloth. Give a light scrubbing to your diamonds to see them sparkle again, just be sure to rinse thoroughly. Avoid using toothpaste on pearls.

8)  Show care - Scuffed or dirty shoes look new again with a little toothpaste. Apple it directly to the dull, dirty, or scuffed parts of the shoe,scrub with a brush, and wipe them clean.

9) Clothing stains - Tough stains will disappear with a little toothpaste and some brisk scrubbing. Squeeze it right on the stain and rub until it disappears, then wash as normal. If using whitening toothpaste, be advised that this can have a bleaching effect on some colors and fabrics.

10) Computer cleaner - Scrub away fingerprints from your keyboard with a white, baking soda based toothpaste. Follow up damp cloth and your keys are good good as new!

11) Iron cleaner - Take away the "crustiest" from the bottom of your clothes iron with a quick toothpaste rinse. Just be sure to remove all the toothpaste before you start ironing again.

12) Baby bottles - To freshen up baby bottles and remove that sour-milk smell, put some toothpaste on your bottle scrubber and give them a quick wash. Always rinse them very well afterwards.

13) Piano keys - Like computer keys, piano keys get grubby with repeated use from the dirt, oil, and grime on our fingertips. Use a damp cloth and some toothpaste to rub down the keys, then wipe them clean with a dry cloth.

14) Crayon stains - Undo your kids damage to the walls with a damp cloth and some toothpaste. Rub it in gentle circles and watch the crayon fade away.

15) Odor removal - After cooking with "stinky" foods in the kitchen (fish, garlic, onions, etc.), getting the smell out of the skin is a challenge. Wash your hands thoroughly with water and toothpaste for a quick and easy remedy.





  

COMPETITION BETWEEN BROTHERS

Long ago there lived two brothers. JOHN and MAX. They lived on a farm and were very poor. JOHN worked hard every day. MAX was lazy and didn't like to work.

One day, JOHN heard of a \Kingdom far away. This Kingdom didn't have onions! hmmmmm, thought JOHN. If I could sell them onions, they'd pay a lot of money!

He asked to see the KING and was granted an audience. JOHN told the king about the onions and the King was curious. He invited JOHN to make a big feast with many dishes prepared with onions.

That evening, the KING and his guests tasted the dishes. Everyone agreed, the onion made everything taste too much better! The KING smiled from ear to ear. He said to JOHN, "These onions are the most precious things in my Kingdom. In return for them, I will give you their equal weight in the most precious thing I have - diamonds." JOHN was instantly rich and returned to his village with a wagon full of diamonds.

JOHN shared his wealth but his brother MAX was still very jealous. He asked JOHN if this kingdom has garlic. JOHN thought and said, "In fact, they don't have garlic." hmmmmm, thought MAX. If I could sell garlic, I'd be very rich indeed. Garlic is much tastier than onions.

MAX traveled to the Kingdom as his brother had done. Just like JOHN, he got an audience with KING and made a feast. And just like JOHN, the king declared garlic the most precious thing in his Kingdom. It was a big hit! The KING said, "I will give you their equal weight in the most precious thing in my Kingdom."

HERE YOU ARE - ONIONS !






Saturday, 5 October 2013

THE LAWYER AND HIS POSSESIONS


A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."  

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

THE GENIE AND THE THREE FRIENDS



A Frenchman, an Englishman and a German were travelling in a boat from France to Australia. Unfortunately, the boat sank but the three men swam to a small island. There was nobody on the island and the men waited for two months. no boat came to rescue them. They were very unhappy. We will have to live here forever said the Englishman. We will have to eat bananas everyday said the German. We will never see our families again said the Frenchmen.
One day,while walking along the beach, they found a bottle. They opened the bottle and out came a genie. The genie said thank you for letting me out of the bottle . I was inside the bottle for last 1000 years! 
But now i am free and I will give you each one wish. 
The German said, "I want to be back in German at a soccer game. With a beer and sausage and singing songs in the stadium." Your wish is granted said the genie. The Frenchmen was back in Germany.
The Frenchmen said, "I want to be at the dinner table with my family in France, eating cheese, drinking wine." Your wish is granted said the genie. The Frenchmen was back in France.
The Englishman just looked at the genie. The genie said, "Hurry up! I want to enjoy my freedom after so many years." The Englishman thought for a moment and said, "I am rather lonely here. Can you bring back my two friends?'' Your wish is granted said the genie and the German and the Frenchman were back on the island.
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A FUNNY BIRTHDAY PRESENT




A woman needed to buy her mother a birthday present. She didn't know what to buy her mother. She only had one day to buy her mother something.

So she went out window shopping. Soon enough, she walked by a pet store window. She thought to herself, "What a lovely idea for a present! My mother is so lonely and she needs a pet."

The woman went into the store and saw many wonderful animals. Puppy dogs, fluffy cats, gold fish, cute mice. But the woman didn't think these were special enough. She asked the manager if he had a pet that was really special. The manager thought for a moment and replied. "Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $5,000"
"I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Chinese, English, French, Korean, German, Russian and even Hindi!"

The woman said, "Perfect" and bought the bird. She sent it by special delivery to her mother, so she would get it the next day.The next day after work, the woman called her mother, "How do you like your birthday present."

Her mother replied, "Thank you, IT'S DELICIOUS!"




Friday, 4 October 2013

MORAL FROM A FATHER TO HIS SONS




A farmer had five sons. They were strong and hardworking. But they always quarrelled with one another. Sometimes, they even fought. The farmer wanted his sons to stop quarrelling and fighting. Sometimes, they even fought. He wanted them to live in peace. Plain words of advice or scolding did not have much effect on these young people.
The farmer always thought what to do to keep his sons united. One day he found an answer to the problem. So he called all his sons together. He showed them a bundle of sticks and said, "I want any of you to break these sticks without separating the, from the bundle."
Each of the five sons tried one by one. They used their full strength and skill. But none of them could break the sticks. Then the old man separated the sticks and gave each of them just a single stick to break. They broke the sticks easily.
The farmer said,"A single stick by itself is weak. It is strong as long as it is tied up in a bundle. Likewise,you will be strong if you are united. You will be weak if you are divided."

 Moral: United we stand, Divided we fall

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HEART



One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley.

A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen.

The young man very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said. "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine". The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly.... but full of scars. It had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in... but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges.

In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people starred... how could he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought ?

The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You must be joking,'' he said. ''Compare your heart with mine..... mine is perfect and your is a mess of scars and tears."

"Yes", said the old man, "yours is perfect looking.... but I would never trade with you. You see, every scar represents a person to whom I have given my love... I tear out a piece of my heart and give it to them... and often they give me a piece of their heart which fits into the empty place in my heart... but because the pieces aren't exact, I have some rough edges, which I cherish, because they remind me of the love we shared.

Sometimes I have given pieces of my heart away... and the other person hasn't returned a pieces of his heart to me... this are empty gouges..... giving love is taking a chance. Although all gouges are painful, they stay open, reminding me of the love I have for these people too..... and I hope someday they may return and fill the space I have waiting. So now do you see what true beauty is ?"

The young man stood silently with tears running down his cheeks. He walked up to the old man, reached into his perfect young and beautiful heart, and ripped a piece out. He offered it to the old man with trembling hands.

The old man took his offering, placed it in his heart and then took a piece from his old scarred heart and placed it in the wound in the young man's heart. It fit... but not perfectly, as there were some jagged edges.

The young man looked at his heart, not perfect anymore but more beautiful than ever, since love from the old man's heart flowed into his. They embraced and walked away side be side.

MORAL: '' Physical Perfection Is Not Always Beautiful.''