CRICKET IN EXAMINATION HALL

EXAMINATION HALL                       = CRICKET FIELD

EXAMINEE                                           = BATSMAN

EXAMINER                                           = UMPIRE

INVIGILATOR                                      = LEG UMPIRE

MARK SHEET                                      = SCOREBOARD

HARD QUESTION                               = PACE BALL

GOOD ANSWER                                  = SQUARE DRIVE TO                                                                                                                                         BOUNDRY

PEN                                                         = BAT

QUESTION PAPER                               = BALL

FIRST POSITION                                 = MAN OF THE MATCH

FIRST DIVISION                                  = ALL ROUND                                                                                                                                           DISPLAY

COMPARTMENT                                 = FOLLOW ON

FAIL IN COMPARTMENT                  = INNINGS DEFEAT

FAILURE                                                = LOST THE MATCH

DISTINCTION                                       = CENTURY

CAUGHT WHILE CHEATING            = RUN OUT

PAPER CANCELLED                           = STUMPED OUT

SITTING IDLE                                      = PLAYING DEFENSIVELY

WARNING BY EXAMINER                = WARNING BY UMPIRE

ALL QUES. ATTEMPTED                    = SIXER

LINIENT EXAMINER                          = NO BALL

Q. OUT OF COURSE                             = WIDE BALL

DIST. IN ALL SUBJECTS                    = HATTRICK

SLAPPED BY EXAMINER                  = BOUNCER

ATTEMPTED NO QUES.                     = OUT FOR DUCK

EXAM FEVER

EXAMS I HATE WITH ALL MY HEART

I THINK THEY SHOULD BE KEPT APART

WHEN MY BROTHER READS A BOOK OF MYSTERY

I HAVE TO LEARN A LESSON OF HISTORY

WHEN DAD AND MOM PLAN FOR A THEATRE

I CURSE THE EXAMINATION CREATOR

HISTORY MAKES MY TEMPER RISE

WHO CARES WHETHER AKBAR WAS WISE

MOM SAYS TO STUDY MORE AND MORE

BUT I THINK STUDYING IS A BIG BORE.

DRUG ADDICTION

Drug abuse, the way to slow death or self torture, it is the most dreadful problem of today's world. The tendency of intoxication increasing among the country's youth. The viscious  circle of drug addiction is spreading all around the world.

Drug abuse has become a fashion as a trend. But once you dare venture near the venomous drugs, you are a victim and eventually an addict even before one knows. Youth first takes drugs for the fun of it and then fails a pathetic victims to the overpowering , irresistible habit. Ignorance and negligence on the part of parents towards their children, play a vital role in misleading the children. They consider as being devoid of charm, desire. This leads to frustration and mental and psychological disturbance.

The mental growth stops and the ability to distinguish between right and wrong is lost. In such a state youth falls helpless victims to the drug habit as a result of persuasion by fellow addicts. The people are under a general illusion that drugs would help them to forget their grievances but it only adds to their problems. Drugs are also taken to increase their learning power while sports personalities takes drugs too increase, muscular strength and stamina which again is like leaping into a pit which has no ways.

The victim becomes an addict when the drug assumes command at the body and should, this is a carving need for the thing when it is not available and a deep agony prevails. The addict has to face their consequence in-spite of tyranny of drugs, people easily fall trey to the killer intoxicants and a tryst is made with doom. In justly source result are realised and much later when little can be done to help. A drug addict is like a parasite contaminating the society. Due to drugs person loose vigour  duty fullness  cheerfulness and courage.He becomes ignorant of the world around him. He is a blot to the society.   

Positive and stronger measures are needed to fight the increasing epidemic of intoxication. There should be strict supervision of the youth by parents and guardians, to prevent them from falling prey to bad company. Measure should be taken to check the sources of supply to various contraband's like - L.S.D, marijuana, cocaine etc. The gout's anti drug policy should be flawless. Government should be harsh toward drugs trafficking gangs and opium smugglers. Various de-addictions centers should be opened where addicts should be kept under medical care and the atmosphere should be hospitable and warm. 

Society should not refrain from being associated with curl addicts which may result in their taking to drugs again as a last resort.

People should learn to disdain this habit due to its devastating nature. So we must remember---

'DRUGS' - DON'T EVEN TRY THEM , REPLACE THEM, FIRST TIME, EVERY TIME.                    

THREE THINGS

       THREE THINGS TO LOVE,

     HONESTY,PURITY AND LOVE.

        THREE THINGS TO AVOID,

               DRINKING, SMOKING AND GAMBLING.   

                                     

      THREE THINGS TO RESPECT                    

     OLD AGE, RELIGION AND LAW.

                                                    THREE THINGS TO ADMIRE,

                                                BEAUTY, MUSIC AND INTELLECT.

THREE THINGS TO GOVERN,

TEMPER, TONGUE AND ACTION.

                                 

                                                 

THREE THINGS TO WATCH,

BEHAVIOR, WORD AND CHARACTER.

LOVE TOWARDS MUSIC

Yes, you sooth me when all fail,

You bring tears to my eyes

When i wish to cry

You fill me with joy,

When I seek happiness

You are the friend

I wish for

But still there is confusion

From which I fail I extricate myself

It is there all around

I plung deeper into it everyday

You cannot hear my questions

And I cannot hear your answer

Is our friendship just an illusion

Yes is the answer I fear

For it shall put me where I was

The same silence shall howl again.

Thanks 

Maninder Singh Dhall

FUN AND GAMA

Q1 - What time is just is it when a clock strikes 13?

A1- It is to get the clock repaired.

Q2 - Which table has no legs? 

A2 - time 'table'.

Q2 - What does a lonely banana say?

A2 - I am a 'kela'

Q3 - Which owl is most useful?

A3 - B'owl'.

Q4 - Which is the biggest pan in the world?

A4 - Ja'pan'.

Q5 - Which jam can not be put on bread?

A5 - Traffic 'jam'.

Q6 - Which ant is the largest in the world?

A6 - Eleph'ant'.

GODS WAY

I ASKED THE LORD

FOR A BUNCH OF FRESH FLOWERS

BUT INSTEAD HE GAVE ME

AN UGLY CACTUS 

WITH MANY THORNS

I ASKED THE LORD FOR SOME BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS

BUT INSTEAD HE GAVE ME MANY UGLY

FLOWERS AND DREADFUL WORMS

I WAS THREATENED

I WAS DISAPPOINTED

I MOURNED

BUT AFTER MANY DAYS SUDDENLY!

I SAW CACTUS BLOOM

WITH MANY BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS

AND THE WORMS BECOME BEAUTIFUL

BUTTERFLIES

FLYING IN THE SPRING WIND

GODS WAY IS THE BEST WAY!

APPLE I PAD 4

Apple i Pad 4       

POWER AND PERFORMANCE

With a new A6X chip that Apple reckons is two times faster than the A6 chip in the iPad 3 with two times the graphical capabilities, the iPad 4 should fly. And boy, does it. With just under 1GB of RAM under the hood, too, everything gets a speed bump. Opening up apps (though it's a matter of milliseconds), launching the camera, loading webpages . None of this is surprising considering Geekbench 2 notes the processing performance as 1768 - by comparison the iPad 3 scored just 760.6. Yes, that is a massive gap as it sounds.

When flicking through magazine apps on the iPad 3, there's noticeable lag when scrolling through pages, but on the iPad 4 it's fluid as ever.


CAMERA

The iPad 4 rear camera is the same 5MP snapper we saw on the iPad 3 but images are mightly impressive and  video resolution is 1080p HD video which is better than that of most packet. Face time video calling over Wi-Fi or a mobile network , 
face detection, backside illumination, hybrid IR filter, f/ 2.4 aperture, tap to focus video and still images, video satbilisation, photo and video geotagging.





EXTERNAL BUTTONS AND CONNECTORS

         

   POWER AND BATTERY

• Built in 42.5-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery
• Up to 10 hours of surfing the web on Wi-Fi , watching video or listening to music 
• Charging via power adapter or USB to computer system .

SENSORS

• Three-axis gyro     
• Accelerometer                                                        
• Ambient light sensor 

LOCATION

Wi-Fi
Digital compass
Assisted GPS and GLONASS
Mobile data


AUDIO PLAYBACK

Frequency response; Hz to 20,000 Hz
Audio formats supported - AAC ( 8 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC(from i Tunes Store), HE-AAC, MP3 (8 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible Enhanced Audio, AAX and AAX+), Apple Lossless, AIFF and WAV

 TV and VIDEO

AirPlay mirroring nad video out to Apple TV (2nd and 3rd generation)

Video mirroring and video out support - up to 1080p through Lightning Digital AV Adapter and Lightning to VGA Adapter(sold separately)

Video formats supported H.264 video up to 1080p, 30fps, .mp4, .m4v and .mov etc



MAIL ATTACHMENT SUPPORT

Viewable document types - .jpg, .tiff, .gif (images), .doc, .docx (Microsoft Word) .htm and .html ( web pages) .key(Keynote) numbers ( Numbers) pages (Pages) .pdf (Adobe Acrobat)  .ppt and pptx (Microsoft Power Point) .rtf (rich text format) .vcf (contact information) .xls and .xlsx (Microsoft Excel)

STORY OF A KIND HEART

Once upon a Christmas holiday there was a poor family. There was a mother and father and two little ones. The family was so poor that they had no place to live except in an old car out in the back streets. People that knew of them didn't understand their situation because they didn't try to understand. The town people would call them names and point fingers at them.

One day the two little ones went up to their mother and father and asked, "Why do we live in a car and not in a house? Why aren't we in school?" They had teas rolling down their cheeks.

Both parents sat them down, "Dear children, we do not have these things because we won't have jobs. We have tried to hang on to our jobs. It seems the people we always help are too worried. They worry about the way people look and not the work itself. e have little money to buy new clothes. We've tried to ask people for help but we can't get it. That's why we aren't able to have things that others have." The children understood and didn't ever ask again.

Their parents sent them to the car to go to bed. It was the next day and it was the mother's turn to go out and see if anyone would hire her. There was no luck at all. So the mother and father sat down and  talked about what they could try to do about the problems and make their children's dream come true.

That day a rich man, by the name of Joe, came into town. Joe had so much money in his pockets that he didn't know what to do with it all. Joe was the kind of person that couldn't have children. He wished that one day he could have children. He thought about adopting children some day. He wasn't quite sure what to do. Joe' had a heart of gold. He never thought about himself; he was always thinking of others and what they need.

As he was driving alone this night he noticed a family of four. They were picking through the garbage for food; to keep warm they stood by a flaming garbage bin. He noticed that they were wearing rags. Their faces were dirty and their hair was messed really badly. Joe walked by and thought some more about what he should do.

The next day the mother and father went out to look for work. It was coming close to Christmas Eve and they wanted to try to find work once before everything had closed. Door to door they went. Every where they went they were booted out, rejected, and doors slammed in their faces.

  

Joe was to witness this and he felt really badly. He couldn't believe how selfish the people who lived in town were. Joe wanted to do something about it. He thought for a while, then he realized this family had something that he wanted and that was a family. Joe had something that they wanted. This was a home.

So Joe decided he would approach them. "I have been watching you since I came into town. I have seen you and your wife trying to make a living but when you have been able to find work, you can't make a living that way. I've been thinking for couple of days . I have something you want. This is a home. You have something that I want. This is a family.

I want to invite you into my home for Christmas. After Christmas if you want to be a part of family or should I say I could be a part of your family, we can discuss it" The family said, "Yes!" After Christmas they all agreed that they should become a family. The children began school. The parents got a job and they lived happy ever after.

                                                                                                                                     Thanks

                                                                                                                     Maninder Singh Dhall

FORTUNATELY UNFORTUNATELY

Once there was a man who took a ride in an Aeroplane. 

UNFORTUNATELY, he fell out of the plane,

FORTUNATELY, he was wearing a parachute,

UNFORTUNATELY, the parachute was not properly packed it did not open,

FORTUNATELY, there was a haystack in the field below,

UNFORTUNATELY, there was a sharp pitched fork striking straight up in the haystack,

FORTUNATELY, the man missed the pitch fork,

UNFORTUNATELY, he also missed the haystack.