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Tuesday 15 October 2013

FUN AND GAMA




Q1 - What time is just is it when a clock strikes 13?

A1- It is to get the clock repaired.

Q2 - Which table has no legs? 

A2 - time 'table'.

Q2 - What does a lonely banana say?

A2 - I am a 'kela'

Q3 - Which owl is most useful?

A3 - B'owl'.

Q4 - Which is the biggest pan in the world?

A4 - Ja'pan'.

Q5 - Which jam can not be put on bread?

A5 - Traffic 'jam'.

Q6 - Which ant is the largest in the world?

A6 - Eleph'ant'.

Monday 14 October 2013

GODS WAY





I ASKED THE LORD
FOR A BUNCH OF FRESH FLOWERS
BUT INSTEAD HE GAVE ME
AN UGLY CACTUS 
WITH MANY THORNS
I ASKED THE LORD FOR SOME BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
BUT INSTEAD HE GAVE ME MANY UGLY
FLOWERS AND DREADFUL WORMS
I WAS THREATENED
I WAS DISAPPOINTED
I MOURNED
BUT AFTER MANY DAYS SUDDENLY!
I SAW CACTUS BLOOM
WITH MANY BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
AND THE WORMS BECOME BEAUTIFUL
BUTTERFLIES
FLYING IN THE SPRING WIND
GODS WAY IS THE BEST WAY!

APPLE I PAD 4

Apple i Pad 4       

POWER AND PERFORMANCE

With a new A6X chip that Apple reckons is two times faster than the A6 chip in the iPad 3 with two times the graphical capabilities, the iPad 4 should fly. And boy, does it. With just under 1GB of RAM under the hood, too, everything gets a speed bump. Opening up apps (though it's a matter of milliseconds), launching the camera, loading webpages . None of this is surprising considering Geekbench 2 notes the processing performance as 1768 - by comparison the iPad 3 scored just 760.6. Yes, that is a massive gap as it sounds.

When flicking through magazine apps on the iPad 3, there's noticeable lag when scrolling through pages, but on the iPad 4 it's fluid as ever.


CAMERA

The iPad 4 rear camera is the same 5MP snapper we saw on the iPad 3 but images are mightly impressive and  video resolution is 1080p HD video which is better than that of most packet. Face time video calling over Wi-Fi or a mobile network , 
face detection, backside illumination, hybrid IR filter, f/ 2.4 aperture, tap to focus video and still images, video satbilisation, photo and video geotagging.





EXTERNAL BUTTONS AND CONNECTORS



         

   POWER AND BATTERY


  • Built in 42.5-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery
  • Up to 10 hours of surfing the web on Wi-Fi , watching video or listening to music 
  • Charging via power adapter or USB to computer system .



SENSORS




  • Three-axis gyro     
  • Accelerometer                                                        
  • Ambient light sensor 


LOCATION

Wi-Fi
Digital compass
Assisted GPS and GLONASS
Mobile data


AUDIO PLAYBACK

Frequency response; Hz to 20,000 Hz
Audio formats supported - AAC ( 8 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC(from i Tunes Store), HE-AAC, MP3 (8 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible Enhanced Audio, AAX and AAX+), Apple Lossless, AIFF and WAV

 TV and VIDEO

AirPlay mirroring nad video out to Apple TV (2nd and 3rd generation)

Video mirroring and video out support - up to 1080p through Lightning Digital AV Adapter and Lightning to VGA Adapter(sold separately)

Video formats supported H.264 video up to 1080p, 30fps, .mp4, .m4v and .mov etc



MAIL ATTACHMENT SUPPORT

Viewable document types - .jpg, .tiff, .gif (images), .doc, .docx (Microsoft Word) .htm and .html ( web pages) .key(Keynote) numbers ( Numbers) pages (Pages) .pdf (Adobe Acrobat)  .ppt and pptx (Microsoft Power Point) .rtf (rich text format) .vcf (contact information) .xls and .xlsx (Microsoft Excel)

STORY OF A KIND HEART



Once upon a Christmas holiday there was a poor family. There was a mother and father and two little ones. The family was so poor that they had no place to live except in an old car out in the back streets. People that knew of them didn't understand their situation because they didn't try to understand. The town people would call them names and point fingers at them.

One day the two little ones went up to their mother and father and asked, "Why do we live in a car and not in a house? Why aren't we in school?" They had teas rolling down their cheeks.

Both parents sat them down, "Dear children, we do not have these things because we won't have jobs. We have tried to hang on to our jobs. It seems the people we always help are too worried. They worry about the way people look and not the work itself. e have little money to buy new clothes. We've tried to ask people for help but we can't get it. That's why we aren't able to have things that others have." The children understood and didn't ever ask again.

Their parents sent them to the car to go to bed. It was the next day and it was the mother's turn to go out and see if anyone would hire her. There was no luck at all. So the mother and father sat down and  talked about what they could try to do about the problems and make their children's dream come true.
That day a rich man, by the name of Joe, came into town. Joe had so much money in his pockets that he didn't know what to do with it all. Joe was the kind of person that couldn't have children. He wished that one day he could have children. He thought about adopting children some day. He wasn't quite sure what to do. Joe' had a heart of gold. He never thought about himself; he was always thinking of others and what they need.
As he was driving alone this night he noticed a family of four. They were picking through the garbage for food; to keep warm they stood by a flaming garbage bin. He noticed that they were wearing rags. Their faces were dirty and their hair was messed really badly. Joe walked by and thought some more about what he should do.

The next day the mother and father went out to look for work. It was coming close to Christmas Eve and they wanted to try to find work once before everything had closed. Door to door they went. Every where they went they were booted out, rejected, and doors slammed in their faces.
  
Joe was to witness this and he felt really badly. He couldn't believe how selfish the people who lived in town were. Joe wanted to do something about it. He thought for a while, then he realized this family had something that he wanted and that was a family. Joe had something that they wanted. This was a home.

So Joe decided he would approach them. "I have been watching you since I came into town. I have seen you and your wife trying to make a living but when you have been able to find work, you can't make a living that way. I've been thinking for couple of days . I have something you want. This is a home. You have something that I want. This is a family.

I want to invite you into my home for Christmas. After Christmas if you want to be a part of family or should I say I could be a part of your family, we can discuss it" The family said, "Yes!" After Christmas they all agreed that they should become a family. The children began school. The parents got a job and they lived happy ever after.


                                                                                                                                     Thanks
                                                                                                                     Maninder Singh Dhall


Sunday 13 October 2013

FORTUNATELY UNFORTUNATELY



Once there was a man who took a ride in an Aeroplane. 
UNFORTUNATELY, he fell out of the plane,
FORTUNATELY, he was wearing a parachute,
UNFORTUNATELY, the parachute was not properly packed it did not open,
FORTUNATELY, there was a haystack in the field below,
UNFORTUNATELY, there was a sharp pitched fork striking straight up in the haystack,
FORTUNATELY, the man missed the pitch fork,
UNFORTUNATELY, he also missed the haystack. 

EXCELLENT TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE

                                                               

  ON EARNING
                     
                              "Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source"

                                                                    ON SPENDING

                               "If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need"

                                                                   ON SAVING
                                 
                              "Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving"

                                                                   ON TAKING RISK

                                                      "Never test the depth of river with both feet"

                                                                   ON INVESTMENT

                                                             "Do not put all eggs in one basket" 

                                                                   ON EXPECTATIONS

                                  "Honesty is very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people".

Dinosaur

 
 
Many years ago dinosaurs were the largest creature on the earth. Some dinosaurs were very large and other dinosaurs are small. They also came in many different colors. There was a valley behind the fiery mountains in which dinosaurs spent the day.

In sunny day the dinosaurs were playing a game of soccer. A new dinosaur that the other dinosaurs had not seen before came walking by. He stopped and watched and then he asked the other dinosaurs, "Could I Play Too?"

All the other dinosaurs looked at him. In one giant voice together they said "NO!"

They say "NO" to him because in looked different than the others. He had a long neck and he was green. None of them  had ever heard of or seen a long necked, green dinosaurs.

The new dinosaurs was very sad because everyone said no to him and they even called him "Greeny". his feelings were hurt. Slowly he sat down and sadly watched the others play.

Time went by and suddenly they all stopped playing soccer and they all looked up. One of the dinosaurs had kicked their only ball into a tree. the ball was too high for them to reach.

But it was not too high for the long necked, green dinosaurs. He walked over and said to the other dinosaurs. "If I can get your ball down will you let me play with you?" The other dinosaurs decided that it was a good idea. The Long necked, green dinosaur reached up with his long neck and easily got the ball down.

Once again they began playing again. They had a great time playing soccer. The other dinosaurs said they were sorry for not letting him play with them and calling him names.
 

They had all learned a lesson that day. Even though others may look different we should accept them. We all have something special about us.

The lonely dinosaurs now had many friends and they played in the valley for many more years.



Saturday 12 October 2013

A FUNNY STORY - COOKIES

 
  
One day while my friend and I were travelling through France, we were very hungry but we didn't have a lot of money to buy costly food for our self. We decided to find something cheap to eat and we decided to stop at a village market to get a few groceries. I chose some cookies and went to the front counter to pay. Near the counter I saw some packaged cookies in a large amounts in a bin. They looked good and were a lot cheaper than I had in my hand, so I decided to took them instead so that we can buy more food from the money left with us. 

We left the store after buying and looked for a place where we could sit comfortably and eat the cookies. We found a quiet place under a tree and ate our sandwiches first,  and then the cookies. We thought that cookies looked great when we purchased and were also delicious in eating. They both decided to go at that cookies shop and purchase cookies as they were cheap and had a great taste.

My friend knew some French and was able to read a little bit French, but I can't ,so I gave her the package so she could look for the brand name who has made these cookies that were so delicious.
She looked at it and then started to laugh.

"Why are you laughing?" I asked.

She said "Because they're dog biscuits!" she said. 

Friday 11 October 2013

MIND


WHEN WE FOLLOW THE MIND
WE ARE DRAGGED BY THE MIND
WHEN WE WITNESS THE MIND
WE MASTER THE MIND


SECRET OF LIFE !!!

     
                                            

                                                        Life is a Challenge                                                    
                          meet it,

Life is a Struggle
                         fight it,

Life is a Problem
                        solve it,

Life is a Battle
                      accept it,

Life is a Burden
                      carry it,

Life is a Tragedy
                      face it,




Life is a Duty
                    perform it,

Life is a Game
                   play it,

Life is a Mystery
                     unfold it,

Life is a Song
                 sing it,

Life is a Bless
                 take it,

Life is a Dream
                                                       realize it,                                       




Life is Journey
                   complete it,

Life is Promise
                   fulfill it,

Life is a Love
                   enjoy it,

Life is a Beauty
                    praise it,

Life is an Advantage
                     do it,

Life is an Opportunity
                         avail it,


" LIFE IS LIFE LIVE IT "